If you've read any amount of my "work", you already realize I am slightly insane - or at least teetering on the brink. My mind works in mysterious ways. My body does too, though I'm not sure if it is mind over matter or matter over mind in this case.
Maybe I just need to be more laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind. |
Most of what I get is just irritating. Sometimes, it is slightly more than that.
Need an example? I'm so glad you asked.
Let's suppose I have a prescription which warns about the possibility of dry mouth. My side effect is slobbering and drooling.
Constipation equals me tied to a toilet.
Loose bowel warnings tell me to avoid cheese as I'll be blocked up for a week.
Fluid retention means I'm dehydrated.
Increased appetite results in a hunger strike.
Getting the picture?
I stopped reading the labels to see if my mind was causing me to suffer or if my body was acting on its own. As luck would have it, I still don't know the answer. Something is messed up, but neither my body nor my brain seem to be the clear cause.
So...how exactly do you contact them if you're dead? |
Even sleeping pills are no match for me. Roughly half of the time a sleeping pill will put me to sleep, only for me to wake up in five or six hours, with a rocking headache. The other half of the time I will lay in bed until the sun comes up, or at least until I can't stand being alone with my own thoughts any more. Pretty much a lose-lose scenario.
I guess the one good thing about lying in bed wide awake all night is I at least get ideas for posts.
1 comment:
I know, it's so ass backwards, isn't it? Dealing from a headache...well, just take this pill but you might get a severe stomachache from it and probably the runs too.
Need something to help you sleep...take this pill but be forewarned that you'll be like a total zombie the next day.
Sometimes it's just better to suffer through the pain. Totally sucks.
Dude, you need a Twitter button on here to make it easier for readers to share your stuff!!!! Hint, hint...
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